Quote of the Day

I was listening to Jimmy Pardo's Never Not Funny (Episode 24) podcast earlier, and one of the guys was talking about his travels to Brazil. They got to talking about how they liked the Brazilian barbeque/ steakhouse thing. One guy said, "I do love their barbecue ... the sword ... meat on swords." As I puzzled over what the hell they were talking about it, another guy said, "Noooo. 'Cause I want a steak, not a fuckin' meat puzzle." I had to pause so I could laugh. Good times.