Rolling through the Afternoon

As the various activities and sports leagues I take part in (golf, softball, basketball, football) to make myself a little more active succumb to the impending seasonal change and hostile weather, I find myself thinking that I need to get back to the gym. While I'm at it, it would be good to make sure I'm eating more healthily, too. With that in mind, I ate the hell out of a ginormous chicken parm sub at lunch today, and I'm now uncomfortably full and wondering how I'm going to make it through my afternoon. Maybe everything will be okay if I don't have to get off of my chair. It does have wheels that could conceivably allow me to roll everywhere. I remember reading something somewhere about building accessibility that should help me out. Better yet, maybe I'll just call in the Oompa Loompas to roll my fat ass from place to place. Anyone know how to get in touch with them?