Tidbits from a Hero

In case you didn't know it, Dave Barry is without question one of my heroes. He's witty, clever, and often downright silly. Plus, he gets paid well to write funny things. I reckon that's good work if you can get it. Anyway, I've never known another author who could make me laugh out loud as much as he does. Unfortunately, he's currently on sabbatical from writing his column. However, he does update his blog (with the help of others), and it is a treasure trove of random and weird things. For instance, this woman gives new meaning to the idea of having a sucky day. Also, I don't think I could have ever imagined a headline this good. It's nice to know that he and his alert readers are on the job.