Have you ever struggled through something in life and wondered why it was so hard, only to learn that a tool was developed later that would have eased your struggles immeasurably?
Well, I can honestly say that’s happened to me more than once. I mean, if Facebook existed when I was in college, I would obviously have a rampaging sex machine, a Don Juan in Docs, khakis, a flannel, and a baseball cap. There’s no question about it. My lack of success with women in those days wasn’t because I lacked skills in the game of Pitching Woo. It wasn’t because I was a middle reliever. No! The issue is quite clear to me now: it was that I didn’t have a nearly instant, electronic connection to every single woman at my school and every other college in the country!
Today, the Spaceball sent me a link to a similarly world-changing tool. If only I had this tool, mayhap my goatee would still be here today. Of course, that would mean that this blog would never have existed, and that would mean your life would be immeasurably worse than it is today, but it’s still an amazing thought. The tool in question is the Goatee Saver. You can’t just look at the site, either. You must watch the video on the home page. That is restaurant quality video about a world-changing product.
Simply marvelous.
2 comments:
They are going to fly off the shelf! I seem to be seeing more and more goatees, and maybe this product is the reason. It's never to late to start a new one!
OK, I've read everything and watched the video and I'm completely in the picture. But, awesome as this product clearly is, it seems it only addresses part of the situation. What happens when you have to trim the goatee itself? Isn't that also a time when accidents can happen? Well, maybe there is a special fool-proof clipper for that. For a woman married to a man with a beard, I don't seem to know much. And, you know, this is the second time I've written to you recently about facial, nose, and ear grooming products. But then, you keep writing about them, don't you?
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