You Have to Read the Whole Thing

I just noticed this post over at Consumerist. The thing is that I only saw the first two sentences in the headline in my feed reader:

"Do It Yourself: Annoyed with Toy Companies Trying to Poison Your
Kids?"

I immediately thought it was odd that this site would post a DIY article about how to poison your own kids once and for all, since those toy companies can't quite seem to do anything right.