Item That May Only Amuse Me

Talking on the phone with Lawton earlier tonight, I mentioned having to drive by the house he moved out of most recently, which led to this exchange:
Lawton: I'd like to see what state that house is in now.
Abs: It's in Virginia.
Lawton: [Pauses to determine if there's a way around this. Decides there isn't.] Yes, well I'd like to SEE that.
Abs: [Laughs hysterically.]