Winning Friends? Not so much.

Some people just have a knack for rubbing people the wrong way. For instance, this guy seems awfully good at it. I think he would do well to read Dale Carnegie's most famous book. Hell, reading a summary might help. I just don't see how clubbing Harry Potter in front of a bunch of kids is going to do you any favors, especially if your claims are ludicrous. The big winner of a quote to me was this: "I'm a priest and I'm very careful about not offending people." Well, maybe you should redouble your efforts there, padre.